I've been seeing Christmas shit in stores since before Halloween I don't wanna hear any shit this year about the war on Christmas.

If there's a war on Christmas, it's fucking winning.

"Vote for Nazis, sleep alone" is a fair policy, I think

Put em on the baaaaaaaack!!

The under screen ones suck in comparison so much ugh

Do you remember growing up and asking "how was it even possible that someone as monstrous as Hitler was put in power? He wasn't shy about his intents!"?

Life by You's cancelation was a big disappointment to hear. I figured if any studio had an understanding of emergent intercharacter storytelling in the way a Sims game needed, it was Paradox.

That said, Para-Lives is still in the works and looks quite promising.

There's still hope. Just not from EA.

I miss when it was on the back, right around where you put your finger when you pick up the phone.

The underscreen one is a major downgrade and I gotta fumble with it a few times to get it to work, usually.

It feels kinda good to think that some Washington think tank might be calling me a double hater

I sent emails for 8 months to a person named Chris that started "Hi Chairs," and they never noticed.

I'm easily fooled into productivity with a median wage that adjusts with inflation and quantified growth goals.

How tf this rapist outta jail

Yo ngl I cannot care one iota about the S&P 500 when food costs nearly double what it did before the pandemic and rents are skyrocketing.

"Security", haha yeah right