[-] TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee 9 points 8 hours ago

Sure, he was arrested, but the playground cred he just earned is going to carry him long beyond any incarceration.

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This kid’s always telling me about his school stuff way too late!

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[-] TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee 29 points 2 months ago

Good. They’ve been stealing from their customers for decades; this is fuckin’ karmic.

[-] TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee 64 points 2 months ago

Big bunch of repressed & depressed dads who are taking advantage of their time away from the fam…

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[-] TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There’s a special, extra-fuckin-hot area of space in Hell for worthless pieces of shit like this. Typically, I find the death penalty to be a bit too much, but for these two chunks of fetid rat shit, I feel like I could be pretty easily convinced to support an exception here… ideally if it’s in a similar way to how they treated those poor children.

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“Breakdancing demons”

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[-] TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee 32 points 3 months ago

Somebody actually woke up one morning & thought, “Man, I know everyone’s convinced Dolly’s such a great person… how can I quickly cement that idea even further publicly & make myself look like an even bigger douche at the exact same time?!”

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[-] TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee 26 points 3 months ago

Guys? Where? This is a photo of floating hi-viz vests, isn’t it?

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[-] TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee 28 points 4 months ago
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Just like in all of the history books

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee to c/imageai@sh.itjust.works

This time, survival is the udder-most of importance

[-] TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee 51 points 5 months ago

Your first mistake was not getting a job with a lifetime appointment… bet you’re kicking yourself now, huh bub?

[-] TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee 73 points 6 months ago

“Spoiled, racist child of privilege has hissy when he’s asked adult questions not pertaining to how awesome he is”

[-] TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee 23 points 6 months ago

Oh no, they’re eating each other’s faces again and will only make it clearer just how incompetent they are… so anyways, TGIF everyone! What’s the plan for the weekend?

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[-] TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee 39 points 9 months ago

Tax these trash heaps!

[-] TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee 77 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Except Panera’s not even in the same league when it comes to completely unnecessary deaths… religion/ church has millennia & millions up on Panera.

Edit: Panera also has far less sweaty-palmed, Father Feelgood kiddie-diddling accusations as well.

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