wait people don't understand how microwaves work? dumb lol

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Amen to that. It's also anathema to our origins. We've always been a country of freaks, rejects, and free spirits. Conformity is unamerican.

Rouge trader hit #2 for a day or two and went away

Probably because there's only so much makeup you can sell before the novelty wears off.

But using as much salt they normally would use sugar? Most people put shitloads of sugar on french toast.

The only way to justify it IMO is if he meant "for".

read in Revelations

They didn't have the reading comprehension to know it's "Revelation", as in "the Revelation of/to John", so....

No gifs is a minor bummer.

She was a Goldwater Girl, which is orders of magnitude worse. McGovern would have been a massive improvement from Nixon.

And they have the audacity to charge 13-15 bucks for a combo now, at least where I live. Bottom-tier fast food for 15 bucks...

And ya'll need to stop using chrome.

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