Well, mine only transforms me into She-Gal. I hope the shop owners won't frown on that.

How about: "By the power of Grayskull…"?

It's great.

Everspace for 99 Cents. :)

Ganz, ganz schlechte Idee, liebe Leute.

No, I've been actively boycotting them for many years by now.

I see you know your Judo well.

Menschen ohne Adblocker haben die Kontrolle über ihr Leben verloren.

Da möchte man doch am liebsten direkt im Kreis kotzen...

Ich fordere die Abschaffung von Christian Lindner.

Commuting home via train. It derailed. I didn't really notice it because I had my headphones on and read a book. It was a slightly bumpy ride, but that sort of stuff happens, right? I only realised something was off when people started smashing in the windees and breaking open the doors, climbing off and running away.

I packed my stuff, hopped outside and looked at the train. Sure enough, it was fully off the tracks.

I've never been in that small town before and had no idea how to get home. So, I did the only reasonable thing I could think of: Finding the nearest local pub, drinking a pint of beer, having a smoke and figure things out from there.

Met a sweet couple about my age over there who were on the same train and lived in that area. We had a lovely chat, a few more pints and then they dropped me off at the bus stop from where I could get back home. We became close friends.

The Jesus Fish is the icing on the cake.