I'm a Mormon, and this just can't be real. Sexual contact is sexual contact. How would people told to leave enough room for a Bible between them while dancing think that this would be okay?
I'm convinced this rumor exists just because people want it to be true.
My wife: "At least it's not ketchup."
I had a T-shirt with a toaster that had flame decals and just the word toast underneath. People kept asking me what it meant, as if there was a secret meaning to warm bread.
I unsubscribed when they had an article about how rimming isn't unsanitary and how to do it properly. I cannot describe how grossed out I was.
Poison Ivy