[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Your cat is going to eat your face after you die.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 day ago

No, because no human deserves that power.

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[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Dart in the neck!

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

Kissing the ketchup covered fingers of his lord.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Toxic masculinity makes men feel like they need to be strong independent and suffer silently.

As for the other side of the coin, i would guess the Women Are Wonderful Effect.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Rent is due in 27 days.

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People have already mentioned SpongeBob, so I will go with Freakazoid and The Tick.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Appreciate the offer but no thanks.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

Didnt you know? Hamas members eat food, drink water, uses hospitals, have children, live in houses, use power, and breathe air. /$

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I just want to live my own basement with kitties, but I guess it's to much to ask of capitalism.

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Trying to go from ultragigagigantic to megagigagigantic

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Even to the haters. Hope you get well soon. Me too, thanks.

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Fuck this way of life. Nothing lasts forever.

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Maybe next week things will be better.

Maybe next life.

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It's tough finding new basements

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I'm a sleepy guy in a wakey world

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I just yell "pizza is here guys!" Into my empty apartment behind me. Tricks the delivery driver every time.

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