Why does this even happen by UltraGiGaGigantic in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Sleeping with the mouth open? Drinking alcohol right before bed?

'Dark Money' Is Tainting Washington Think Tanks by UltraGiGaGigantic in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml
[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Better late then never. Capitalism was always going yo being us here eventually (again).

Do you often dumb-down what you say on social media? by UltraGiGaGigantic in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
If this was your last day alive. What would you do? by UltraGiGaGigantic in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Your cat is going to eat your face after you die.

New York becomes first US city with congestion charge by UltraGiGaGigantic in c/fuck_cars@lemmy.ml
Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund by UltraGiGaGigantic in c/apple_enthusiast@lemmy.world
[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

Kissing the ketchup covered fingers of his lord.

What do you worry about the most? by UltraGiGaGigantic in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

Rent is due in 27 days.

What's your favorite childhood cartoon? by UltraGiGaGigantic in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

People have already mentioned SpongeBob, so I will go with Freakazoid and The Tick.

Would you rather be smart, or beautiful? by UltraGiGaGigantic in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

Appreciate the offer but no thanks.

Prove you're not a robot by UltraGiGaGigantic in c/memes@lemmy.ml
Meta’s AI Profiles Are Already Polluting Instagram and Facebook With Slop by UltraGiGaGigantic in c/technology@lemmy.world
[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 28 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

We all have a type by UltraGiGaGigantic in c/shitposting@lemmy.ml
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I should not have brought spaghetti to work for lunch (lemmy.ml)
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I'm a sleepy guy in a wakey world

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I hope this cat is healthier these days. Me too, thanks. (lemmy.ml)
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I just yell "pizza is here guys!" Into my empty apartment behind me. Tricks the delivery driver every time.

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It takes all kinds to make the world go round (lemmy.ml)
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I'm not giving up on the cat thing we had going (lemmy.ml)
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Law enforcement when they arrest the alleged suspect of the CEO's murder (lemmy.ml)
submitted 4 weeks ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml
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The only thing this man is guilty of is being fine as hell. It's a good day to be bi (again).

Assassinate my ass adjuster.

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Alright I'll do it. But I'm gonna complain the whole time. (lemmy.ml)
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Are we still doing the cat thing? (lemmy.ml)
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These trying times are testing my resolve (lemmy.ml)
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If Christmas can escape outside of December, Halloween gets to haunt us year round as well. (lemmy.ml)
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Fuck, I forgot this year. Life comes at you fast and you just gotta keep taking the blows day by day.

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Maybe things will get better if I get just a lil high. (lemmy.ml)
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Can I bury this 6 feet underground? (lemmy.ml)
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Sometimes all a person needs is that missing piece to be complete (8 beers before going to work) (lemmy.ml)
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