[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 31 points 2 weeks ago

Not my workplace exactly, but I used to hang out with this Kiwi who worked as a foreign English teacher in Korea in the same small Korean city as me. The foreigner community was fairly close-knit because there was only 50ish of us.

We all knew him. Everyone liked him. Fun guy. A little weird sometimes. He never told anyone his last name. The end of his pinkie finger was missing and if you asked him about it, he always said a shark bit it off.

One vacation about two years into his tenure, he decided to take a trip to Las Vegas. He never came back. I'm not 100% on the details past this point, but what I heard was they stopped him from entering the US because he was wanted in New Zealand on 37 counts of distributing child pornography. He was basically extradited back there and as far as I know went to prison. His trail disappears there.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 35 points 1 month ago

Look up an old newspaper from say 100-120 years ago and check out the obituaries.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 32 points 4 months ago

Daft Punk weren't really very good songwriters, but they made up for it by being fantastic producers.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 38 points 6 months ago

Eclipses might be a dime-a-dozen, but Halley's Comet doesn't mess around. My grandad saw it twice. I hope to, too. It comes once every 75 years. The last time was 1986. The next is 2061. If you were born today, you'd have to live to be 112 years-old to see it a second time.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 39 points 6 months ago

Never thought I'd take the side of an insurance company.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 35 points 7 months ago

While I also feel like the past is better left in the past, I am certainly not above a little schadenfreude, either.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 38 points 8 months ago

It never left. My MP3 collection is getting kinda disgusting at this point. I really should delete a bunch of it, but you never know when I'm going to want to listen to that album I downloaded 15 years ago and haven't gotten into yet!

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 31 points 9 months ago

The point where Star Wars totally lost me was when it turned out C3PO was fucking built by Darth Vader when he was a kid. I just couldn't suspend my disbelief anymore. I loved the original three movies when I was a kid, but damn, it's completely left me behind at this point.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 35 points 10 months ago

To be fair, so has science. Which also to be fair is because of real life evidence, not whatever passes for evidence to the religious.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 31 points 10 months ago

Buncha wimps. Spiders are not out to get you. In fact, they're out to get far more annoying insects like mosquitoes and houseflies. Do you know how many diseases those two spread? Do you know how many spiders spread? Spiders are your friends!

r/spiderbro is one of my most missed subreddits.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 39 points 10 months ago

The year Titanic came out, I finally decided to see what the fuss was about in it's 18th week playing (a new record!) in our local theater. I took my seat, and there were a couple of teenage girls a few seats over from mine. They started sobbing during the opening credits. I'm fairly certain they'd seen the movie already. Probably more than once.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago

What's wrong with gen x? I remember being repeatedly told growing up that we were the first generation for which things were gonna be worse than the previous. Lo and fucking behold.

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