Please don't use the money's paw. It will almost definitely change the game system to FATAL, and I do not, under any circumstances, want to roll for Zaalbar's anal circumference.

I thought he installed spyware on his and his son's computers so that they WOULDN'T be wankers

I totally agree. If you're going to play fast and loose with article headlines, you gotta go all in. "Biden privately pounds 'sick fuck' Trump" really gets the point across and sits stirs the passions of the readers.

We need more villain-as-protagonist games. Tyranny giving you evil choices that were both meaningful, and reasonable, is so much better than the usual "I'm the hero, but I do enjoy kicking puppies on weekends" evil choices in most RPGs.

Hey now. Some vacuums are just built that way.

Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.

...Regrettably, I have failed in my mission... But perhaps you can keep the joint lit... There is an old saying in my family... Thou who art stoned, art chosen... In thine exodus from the couch, maketh pilgrimage to the Ancient Kitchen... When thou openeth the The Fridge of Munchis, the fate of the Stoned thou shalt know... Well, now you know... And I can die with hope in my heart... Oh, one more thing... Here, take this... A bag of Funyuns, an Stoner favourite...