[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 50 points 9 months ago

You'd think since companies are people they'd be thrown in jail or something.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 56 points 11 months ago

That's got to be a joke shirt. I wonder what the front says.

Cuz why in the world would you advertise that otherwise?

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

OP, we can get you out. Just make sure the door isn't a jar!

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"choosing".

Articles like this are not for you and me. These are written for investors.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 56 points 1 year ago

He ownes not only multiple mansions, but also has maid and cleaning crews for each one of them.

It's a disaster. He should be crashing on his brother's couch stressing about getting a paycheck. There's no justice here.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 51 points 1 year ago

Robot lawnmower.. Damn

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 50 points 1 year ago

When they say things like this they're not talking to regular people. They're reporting sales numbers to investors and CEOs.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 53 points 1 year ago

"Oh, what's that? You want me to hear all redirecting cases from now on? No problem."

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 51 points 1 year ago

Don't forget they "lost" all the phone records for that day.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 51 points 1 year ago

In my culture we invoke the ancient rune drawing of a bunch of really fast circles with the mouse.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How much money were they making off telemarketing that they were fucking banned for life from doing it and they still did it?

Also:

At the time, the FTC said that Cox was issued "a $1.1 million civil penalty that will be suspended due to his inability to pay.

Oh ok, so this fine for more money will certainly mean something...

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Also running for mayor is Cody Smith, a senior vice president at the First State Bank of Uvalde. Smith previously held the post and was mayor from 2008 to 2012. Prior to being mayor, he was a member of the city council elected in 1995 and served for 12 years.

“I would come to the position with some experience,” said Smith, “[...] and then I just want to do anything I can to help this community, you know, heal and, you know, and prosper.”.

Uh you know, stuff and, uh, and things. Not for money or anything.

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