Some people really excel at spreadsheets.

Piracy and Risa are 90% of the reason I'm here.

Worse, I think there might be some amorous feelings just below the surface.

I've heard someone tell me "it's a hoax but I got sick twice" in the same sentence.

Lemm.ee didn't defederate, is hitting the bong

There is an athropod that will replace a fish's tongue.

Aww, she wants you to have a girl so she can bug you about grandchildren.

If my math is right, it should be 1,000 assholes at the end.

"Clean water? Cheap power from solar? No thanks, environmental activists." - tiny 🧠

Tax-free charitable organizations

Kikkoman makes a teriyaki sauce with garlic and green onions and it is my new favorite sauce after Aldi's parmesan garlic. If you're dead set on bbq, you can't go wrong with a sweet Baby Ray sauce.

Grow an organ for you from your own cells. No rejection or drugs; your body accepts it as its own.