[-] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 27 points 10 months ago

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

--Alex Blechman

Except in this case it's a political party instead of a tech company.

[-] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 22 points 11 months ago

You can't really cook a person's rib primal the same way you'd do beef. People meat is not marbled like beef so you'd want to cook it low and slow with a lot of moisture.

So while you could have a people prime rib sandwich, it's not going to have a great texture.

[-] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago

I'm a big believer in the "both sides" theory. Stick with me here.

One side is a trash can fire. They do some fucked up shit.

The other is the Springfield Tire Fire.

Both sides suck, but one side sucks so bad that there's no way to ever fix it.

[-] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago

It's like the people who call Ted Cruz stupid. They're absolutely wrong. Those two aren't stupid, they're just terrible people (assuming Cruz is a person) and are actively working against the well-being of the vast majority of the US.

[-] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

Can you not have a bit of respect? Some of us are tryin' to bask in moon glow!

[-] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago

The Bible perspective and the religious nutjob perspective are two different things. Jesus was too woke for some of these people.

[-] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

I am more concerned that she's a 'viral girlfriend'. I had one of them years ago.

[-] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

You're spending time unwrapping? I refuse to buy the individually wrapped ones because that's way too much work.

[-] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago

I had heard that saying for years before I understood what it meant. By the time I did understand, it was too late.

[-] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

I'm getting some rainbow truck nuts and a car bra for my truck. I like to keep folks guessing.

[-] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

I tried it on several platforms and it just kept returning pics of me.

[-] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

Zork. The original graphics were garbage.

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