[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 47 points 3 weeks ago

Can I make it anymore obvious? 🎶

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 months ago
[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 38 points 2 months ago

Do u guys also yell fire in crowded theatres?

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 42 points 3 months ago

He's mad Ukraine is not allowing him to use their country to fund Russia 🤣

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 36 points 7 months ago

If god wanted my parents to cut part of my dick off why did she put it there in the first place? Are you saying god made a mistake?

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 53 points 7 months ago

The store tab and the library tab

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 46 points 8 months ago

Banning flipper is exactly that- doing nothing- because you can't actually use one to steal a car.

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 36 points 9 months ago

Btw my bicycle runs arch

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 47 points 10 months ago

My petty ass would be putting them in reverse-seniority order from then on out of spite. That would be the absolute funniest thing ever to be fired for.

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 47 points 11 months ago
[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dear Judge, I made a corrupt backroom deal that I was hoping would make me a lot of money, however my unscrupulousness was uncovered and plan was thwarted. Please pay me anyway, since I would have got away with it if it weren't for these meddling kids.

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 year ago

You say that like theres some kinda regulations on heavy machinery

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