You could just call yourself a Sparent.

Frustrated he’s adding mid-content ads, but still solid material.

Ejection is really bad on your spine.

Maybe set an income limit of $25 million per year to be on the jury?

Well that just, like, your opinion, man.

Was this intentional, or is it close to a school?

Can you imagine a full majority blue government again? Last time we got health care light, who knows what we might get a little of this time?

I’m going to need 4 months of how old trump is, starting right now.

Given the ballooning costs of the program, a helium leak is fitting.

Trump looks so tired, why do they keep forcing him to run?

As a paramedic, if you can't remember your name, address, and social security number, we'll take you to the hospital but you probably won't get a bill. Unless you tell the hospital, then we'll get a face sheet. Stay Safe, John and Jane Doe.

I worked at a company (as briefly as possible) where an advisor came in and did this. He started listing off who we actually needed to pay on our rotating debts and who we could put off and how long. When I left, within 3 months several very important vendors were calling asking if I could do anything to help them out. I told them if they stopped sending supplies that would probably help the process.