i have the same situation. i figured i could have sex with someone else then, but other women seem to also know i use linux because nobody else will bang me either. and i doubt it's my looks, mom says i'm handsome, so it has to be the linux stuff.

ohh so lovely and soft. perfect pillow after a long day.

would love to flap your wings

i would not pull out of that pussy

the stress is dripping out of my weewee!

i want to slide my front tail under your tail

there's no time to take them off!

set up your printer

in the shower

I would be done in seconds!