But the foreign secretary is David ‘worst pm ever’ Cameron, neither right nor honourable, just a cunt - plain and simple.

That’s some linguistic gymnastics right there

I think the loophole here is Spotify, because with all that knowledge, you are two or three relatively minor skill issues away from total musical mastery

I still can’t get over the fact that the cristo-fascist party is quite fucking literally called PiS fucking hell why does it always boil down to piss

• glue that stabs your pets
• sandwich that explodes on impact
• bicycle with detachable bicycle (very dangerous)
• torch that releases chlorine gas when used
• uranium paint
• wigs (sounds safe but you never know)

Wow that sounds very useable

Fig roll as well tbh

Well, I suppose it is technically a change

Lmao. Norwegian? Swedish?

This actually perfects the post congrats on being part of my screenshot 🙇‍♂️

Wow Reuters blocking my adblocker is not cool. Fuck all these corpos man I have no respect for that shit

It’s like fawlty towers level of policy isn’t it. House of Commons with a laugh track and everything shot one way because they only built half a set. Fml.