Daily standups are fine, but they need to be like 10-15 minutes tops. And between 10am-1pm. Putting them at 9am sharp is just rude.

Wow I wish I was as talented as you, except in a real marketable skills.

I'd rather a "you can't track me" button rather than a "pwetty please pweeeease don't track me" button.

Insurance: Nah we aren't gonna cover it. And for some reason our economical opinion trumps your own doctors medical opinion.

Worth noting - Unity still showed utter contempt for Devs and gamers. They're still public enemy number 1.

If you're working on a game now, switch to an alternative like Godot.

Executives will get higher than inflation bonuses year on year and employees suffer because of the executives raises and lack of innovation.

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Fuck.

Pry my gaming PC from my cold dead hands.

Upgradability is king.

My desktop will become my server, and the hand me down process doesn't stop there.

Because you can't mass produce cheap crap and have a perfect fit customised to your exact shape.

I genuinely think the bar for a driver's licence should be raised to take 50% or more off the road.

Can't reverse park? Don't know where oil water and air goes on your car? Lack confidence in certain conditions? Here's a free bus pass.

Firstly I'd be more interested if it was pistol duelling.

Secondly, someone restream it to a Fediverse platform please.

In some countries, Summer is something you have - not just the name of a season you can see from your office window.