I would like to ban submissions from fortune.

Mommy mommy ! I want some headlines.

Jesus fuck

So you better buy that thing my company sells. To be safe .

Pong.

I fucking know, ok ?

Technically a TV console knock off pong. But it was awesome all the same.

First coin op was .. space invaders - table top edition.

It’s hilarious / amazing how back then it was all a brand new frontier , but you just put your money in anyway, and figured it out with a sense of awe and adventure and zero doubt.

fast forward nearly 50 years, and I’m yelling “this world has gone to shit” in the supermarket if they move my beer brand to a different shelf.

Aging is pure comedy.

Close the blinds

Northern Irish protestants are English.

Ulster was settled by English and Scots 400 years go, so if that is English to you fair enough. I can only hope your education wasn’t expensive.

Sorry no refunds .

Unless you click the “unblock” button.

Gotta love Verge.

• 20 years ago he was no one.

• 15 years ago he promises people cars that drives themselves, other magical toys. Never builds them. People agree he is a visionary inventor

• 10 years ago starts talking about living on Mars. Gets into argument with astrophysicists. Now widely considered an expert on space, thanks to media. Remains wildly unqualified to even speak on the matter.

• 5 years ago - now he’s an AI expert and people want to know his views on the future of humanity. starts chirping on politics. Now having direct conversations with government ministers about political ideologies.

He Plays people like a fiddle. Not seen anyone this skilled at peddling tripe since Jesus.

When he’s Earth President, don’t say no one told his method.

So they can get the F-35 Pro Max

Hmmmm…..interesting……yes….something something……absolutely fascinating……so, rich people money……blah blah blah is …..at risk, it says and… something something……no solution…..unless ….. they take money from poor people”

Every blocked ad and cookie is a small victory. They hate you for it. Be proud of that.