It depends, 3.8 tablespoons of water? Yeah thats a small amount, 3.8 tablespoons of fentynal? That's enough to kill a small town.
But dont they hate immigrants?
Google: We are closing the Google Play Store and rebranding it as Android Market, we believe this better represents what our customer base requires.
Show me the policy that states all drinks must be taken orally!
My boss after approving my time off: So what you gonna do with your time off?
Me: rest.
Boss: going anywhere?
Me: I'm gonna rest.
Boss: ohh you gotta do something fun.
Me: I am, resting.
I'm not telling you shit you weird fuck, plus you dont pay me enough to go on holiday so imma take advantage of not having to be here by resting my over worked body.
Is it just nudes or is it all old photos?
We need more prop comics at the UN!
NO! The smoke hates me personally and is trying to kill me on purpose.
Get some thick over sized glasses that are that transparent brown colour on the rims, grow a thin but dirty moustache, only wear faded pastel tops and short stained shorts that are 1 or 2 sizes to small, ALWAYS show your belly, make sure to be overly friendly but never blink when making eye contact, sooner or later they'll all leave your house alone.
dumbass
joined 6 months ago
Y'all don't give a shit about hiding it anymore ay.