Gay men are fucking assholes

Edit: afterthought, it’s a joke I heard, I hope no one thinks this is an offensive statement I made

What about SSHing into it?

So, they're announcing that they're going to announce something?

I think it's the part where they are ready to go to the extent of hiring a T800 from the future to kill your mother before you were born

Haha touché

It explains it in the sentence right after it's written

In that case, we lesses enjoy all the free 31sts!

Relax, he's not talking about Kiwi people, he means the bird

That's how people say it

Putting text in green font colour on a terminal. During crunch time, blowjobs help finish the programming within a minute. If you're an expert, you don't actually type code, you become one with the CRT screen and gaze deep into the pixels, while your hands create code automatically at a super fast pace. Sometimes you stop for a sip of a carbonated beverage.

Edit - now i need a big ass tattoo and a time machine

They're not called momos in most countries, but some form of dimsum is consumed everywhere