Reminds me, what does a snail say while sitting on top of a turtle?

Wheeeee!

I don't get why anyone donates to parties out of goodwill, i assume it's a quid pro quo

You're forgetting the finest feature - you have to tell everyone in the real world and online that you use arch btw.

Good boss. What are you using it as? I'm guessing some homelab setup but will be interesting to know

Soon they'll need to make Duracells out of humans

I think you'll enjoy watching the movie called Idiocracy. It is your AltaVista search result extrapolated to full life.

Ljdawson you crazy sunuvabitch you done it again! Is there no end to how you kill it each time, Sync is just the best!

A sports almanac would be all I need

Read books to your toddlers

This comment covers it all perfectly

But the 90s were just 10 years ago!

Amazing! She looks just like Bill Murray when he came to mine