My prescription stopped changing in my late 20s.

I'm almost 40 so I know that time is coming to an end.

I like reminding my single friends that 73% of Americans are considered overweight. 41% are obese.

A shocking amount of my male friends are overweight or obese and refuse to date overweight women.

shore brought is fine

I want to understand, intrinsically, and be able to manipulate to my liking, all the financial systems of the world.

At worst, I'd quickly become a well-paid accountant. At best, I'd become an extremely talented, untraceable, modern Robin Hood.

I was thinking of that guy who raped her multiple times and had HIV. I really need that guy to have more than "some time to think about what you've done" because he'd probably jerk off to it. :(

Normally I'm 100% for this, it's just that this particular case seems so evil and egregious...

Fuck I want a cigarette now.

Binged (the search engine) and binged (the eating disorder/content consumption method) look identical and this fucks me up.

Can't say that on .world. They're gonna getcha.

I do the same.

"Here's my thoughts. But since the consequences of your decisions are yours, make sure you want to listen to me."

I just saw an article the other day that black plastic utensils are toxic. I'm right there with you.

A couple places near me still use styrofoam. I can't get past it.

Fun fact; I caught a 30 day ban once off /r/politics for a comment that was explicitly that quote by JFK, attributed to him. "Promoting violence."