NYT cooking tends to have recipes with short descriptions and very little narrative.

Can it run Doom?

Sebo also makes a great "premium" vacuum, but like the Miele, it also uses bags. I feel like the best vacuums tend to use bags.

New deck, albeit on the older side. The physical buttons just stopped working one day. By that I mean the d pad and A B X Y buttons would just randomly be unresponsive.

Was playing a bunch of Pokemon Fire Red, but then unfortunately had to RMA my deck. Waiting on a replacement. Luckily i still have my SD card, and i cloned the SSD before sending it back.

I have an LG and it functions just fine without being connected to Wi-Fi. You can also monitor and block any attempts to phone home at the DNS level with something like pihole.

Instant noodles. I fucking love instant noodles. I'm not really talking about Maruchan, because there are so many better ones for a similar price. I'm talking Shin Black, Indomie spicy mi goreng, Sapporo Ichiban Chow Mein, etc. There are so many good ones out there.

Brewing beer. It might not be "essential," but the apocalypse is gonna be bad enough, might as well have beer.

I'm a member of the SRA. I'm not saying lefty gun owners don't exist. I'm just saying a lot of people don't see them.

We definitely exist, but to the average American, a lefty gun owner is a unicorn.

Samurais (AKA Jimnys) are the shit

Guns. People assume I'm a Republican