[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 82 points 3 weeks ago

Will they get to keep the produce? Otherwise, this is just slavery and very much in line with conservative ideology again.

[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 66 points 5 months ago

Sure thing, just like he locked Clinton up. Why does anyone believe the stupid shit this idiot says?

[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 103 points 6 months ago

"I'm gonna use a word I really shouldn't use. But people might get mad at me for doing so. But on the other hand, the word is really edgy and cool... That's it! I'll just cover up part of the word so people don't notice I'm using it! I'm so smart!"

[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago

I'm convinced those do very little for the environment. There was some really smart executive at the plastic bottle company who made this up so they can charge more from beverage companies.

[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 61 points 7 months ago

Few us citizens will even protest this extreme injustice. Ask yourselves how this would play out in France.

[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 64 points 8 months ago

I prefer bringing up that in US "democracy" some votes count more than others. When trump won, more people voted for Clinton and for some reason yanks seem to be totally ok with this.

[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 134 points 9 months ago

"My computer is broken, it won't turn on!"

"Are you sure it's plugged in?"

"You think I'm stupid? Of course it's plugged in! It's broken!"

"Sometimes the plug isn't in all the way and then it won't work."

"I know how to plug in a plug, it just won't turn on because it is b-r-o-k-e-n!"

"Are you sure the plug is all the way in?"

"It's all the way in. My computer is broken!"

"Im coming down there and if the plug isnt all the way in, I'll be pissed and mock you."

"IT'S BROKEN!"

Goes down there and plugs the plug all the way in

Computer starts

[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 62 points 9 months ago

"You see, your honor, when I raped this woman it was an official function of the president of the United States! Obviously, presidential immunity must apply!"

[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 67 points 10 months ago

And yet men go for the women with long eyelashes. Just because men aren't aware of it doesn't mean the women's moves don't work.

But even if they didn't, imagine this: Women can change the way they look entirely without wanting to look hotter for men. Shocking, I know.

[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago

Also don't forget to mention it at every opportunity. The rapist Donald Trump must be called exactly that so people don't forget we're talking about a convicted rapist who for some reason is not a registered sex offender which, of course, doesn't mean he's any less of a rapist, which Donald Trump verifiably is.

[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 103 points 11 months ago

Not the food wasting one.

[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 109 points 11 months ago

Microsoft may replace the Start button with the Copilot AI in Windows 12

Yeah, they could also replace the start button with a shit emoji. But there's no indication at all anybody wants to do any of that because they're not idiots. You only said that so people visit your shitty website. In fact, not even the quote you reference for your article suggests any plans of replacing the start button whatsoever:

“The Copilot is like the Start button,” Nadella explains. “It becomes the orchestrator of all your app experiences. So for example, I just go there and express my intent and it either navigates me to an application or it brings the application to the Copilot, so it helps me learn, query and create — and completely changes, I think, the user habits.”

Fuck clickbait headlines and fuck websites bending any and all content to the SEO voodoo.

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