Of course, I made the mistake of posting this exclusively on platforms where I hold the same opinions as everyone else.

A fortune-teller told him he would mysteriously find a roast in the oven before something horrible happens.

Eh, kinda. It's not quite as easy to escape from GApps as it is to install Linux, though, so it's understandable.

My advice is to look into LineageOS, DivestOS, and GrapheneOS and see if your device is supported by anyone. If not, it's possible to remove GApps using ADB, and you can use NextDNS to block tracking.

I'm not vegan

This is sickening.

And yet my dad still has trouble finding anything that won't kill him if he eats it.

There was one on r/UnixPorn, who was probably the reason why r/BetterUnixPorn was a thing. Kept removing my posts for literally no reason.

Don't remember his name, but he spent a lot of time on some fetch sub (as in neofetch, pfetch, fastfetch, etc.)

I also once got banned from r/Socialism for saying China wasn't communist. Whole place was full of tankies, and not just because of that incident.

(The NSA think they're slick)

Maybe not quite ready for the general public yet, but I hear PureOS runs quite nicely and, if you can make it work, it could be a good idea.

Not sure if this is standard or GitHub-flavoured Markdown, or a special thing just for Lemmy, but you use ::: spoiler.

For example:

Click here to see the summary
This is the summary

Becomes:

EDIT: This won't look right in Arctic

% sudo xbps-install -Su sddm sway wayland

% sudo ln -s /etc/sv/sddm /var/service

% sudo sv up sddm

"Hey, why aren't there any sessions?"

Actually, the guy with the missile was in Washington. He was planning to donate it to a museum in Ohio.