Trump demands Panama lower Canal fees or return it to US by iamnotme in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] iamnotme@feddit.uk 20 points 1 week ago

Hey Panama, it ain’t right that you’re charging people to use the Panama Canal. Give it to me so I can gouge the fuck out of it, including US shipping companies.

Unless they’re prepared to tickle my saggy balks of course, then they get friends and family discount.

Bird flu detected in raw milk sold in California, health officials say by iamnotme in c/news@lemmy.world
[-] iamnotme@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Hey, they know what they’re drinking, it’s all natural and they have an immune system!

I would personally just treat whatever direction I'm facing at the time as North and go from there. by iamnotme in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] iamnotme@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago

What have the pop band from the 80s got to do with the direction? Is there some code in their lyrics that will point her the right way?

Ukrainian troops now up to 30km inside Russia, Moscow says by iamnotme in c/world@lemmy.world
[-] iamnotme@feddit.uk 32 points 4 months ago

Comrade, how can you forgets. Is special military operation, we are not the aggressor

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