He is a libertarian/conservative type, which means that tolerant people wish eternal torment upon him.

I appreciate the concern (getting squeezed like that is a major phobia of mine), but that door is flimsy and doesn't even close properly anyhow (which is how he got in in the first place), so he's safe :3

What a beautiful photo!

The competing patriarchal nations sure are!

Thankfully I foiled his Generalplan Desk. He occupied the chair for a while, but I drove him out with a counteroffensive (threatening to sit on him).

That's a nice solution. In my case putting the couch by the window was a good upgrade, as I can lay there for ages looking up at the mountains, so my boy here actually boosted the Feng Shui of this particular room :D

You might know him as Lawrence. Notoriously happy fellow.