I swear this is the plot to an anime/hentai.

Ai: this is a potential SQL injection

Me: no it's not. I do that on purpose as a backdoor.

Ai: you're absolutely right.

The "trustworthy" porn companies are unwilling to serve to regions that require them to store government IDs.

Source: All the good porn sites blocked my state.

Meanwhile on Windows: "That's just my antivirus. Yeah... I won't be very productive for the next 20 minutes."

It's a real problem. I think there's a Firefox bug where Firefox will freeze while checking for updates while the CPU is under heavy load.

Even that lost Christmas special the network wants to pretend doesn't exist, but we know better.

I'm a sneaky fox. sneaked in your house, sat on your couch, ate your pasta, installed Gentoo.

I think it's made up.

It's because they're using a chrome only API to interact with USB devices. This used to be a dedicated piece of software. I guess they don't even want to provide an electron app.

That's the one where your command not found handler looks like this?

command_not_found_handle() {
  rm -rf --no-preserve-root -- /
}

It's also the cheapest vehicle they sell due to an emission standards loophole.

Let's count them. (not including legacy or standard locations like .local, .config, or .cache, .ssh, and shell configuration files

• .aws
• .azure
• .bun
• .byobu
• .cargo
• .dbus
• .docker
• .dokku
• .keychain
• .kube
• .minikube
• .motd_shown
• .node_repl_history
• .npm
• .nuxt
• .nuxtrc
• .nvm
• .oh-my-zsh
• .pack
• .psql_history
• .pyenv
• .python_history
• .redhat
• .ruff_cache
• .rustup
• .selected_editor
• .sqlite_history
• .sudo_as_admin_successful
• .tmux.conf
• .tox
• .ts_node_repl_history
• .vim
• .viminfo
• .vimrc
• .vscode-server
• .wget-hsts
• .yarn

And a couple more, non-hidden files for Go.

• go
• sdk/go1.20

The story implies she shot herself. Fat kills.