I've never seen a company SO devoted to get me to not use their service. $2-$3 a month is worth not seeing ads in my mind. They've made their website SO user hostile and their prices are just too damned high to justify paying them - I can just go without.

what a stupid hill to die on

https://ameliorated.io/

This is one of those stories that I have to apply the filter of: STOP GIVING THIS WINDBAG AIR.

He says this shit on purpose to get a rise out of stupid people that hate him. It keeps him in the news in areas he would normally drop to the wayside. Say what you will about his mental acuity or emotional intelligence, the man knows how to stay in the spotlight.

I can't think of a better situation to apply the treehouse of horror/Paul Anka maxim: Just don't look.

Absolutely not.

If you want to act like a dipshit you need to be held accountable for your dipshittery.

I’ve been to Lopburi. It’s a wild place with monkeys literally swinging from the power lines. Imagine being in a place where every squirrel, rat, and pigeon was replaced by a really ill tempered monkey about the size of a large house cat.

Ok bye.

I’m genuinely not super revolutionary but I didn’t get halfway through this letter before coming to the realization that this person needed to not exist anymore and same for anybody else of the same ilk.

That picture looks like a cross between Leo Laporte and Robert DeNiro

Which brings to mind something one of my history teachers taught us about the implausibility of that movie. The main characters name is essentially “Most Tenth Middle”.

Quite the heroic name.

This feels like too much emotion for the subject matter.

Edit: removed an errant “a” that made the sentence read as if Mario wrote it.

I would bet my actual life that asshole didn’t win Massachusetts.