[-] linuxgator@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or when two mouse buttons would be too confusing to users?

edit: fixed typo

[-] linuxgator@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

"You must be this tall to enter heaven." Written on a wood cutout of St Peter holding his hand out just so high.

[-] linuxgator@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago
[-] linuxgator@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 year ago

Isn't it obvious? Press the key labeled 'Any'

[-] linuxgator@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Nah, he'll just transfer over to the city police instead. No moving required.

[-] linuxgator@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

They're not trapped, the door is wide open. They just don't want to get out on account of their altitude.

[-] linuxgator@lemmy.ml 54 points 1 year ago

HP will remotely lock down the purse if the volume of sauce gets too low or you have any other brand.

[-] linuxgator@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

I'm Florida we call it 4pm.

[-] linuxgator@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago

More like Ctrl-WHYYYY?

[-] linuxgator@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I saw someone at the airport yesterday walking around in an inflatable unicorn suit. Was thinking to myself, not that's a way to keep cool and keep people out of your personal space at the same time.

[-] linuxgator@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I hope they at least had to help him find it. /s

[-] linuxgator@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

So you just follow Twitter's example and stop paying for it.

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