Stroking Saturday is my favorite day of the week next to wanking Wednesday. ;)

I love it hairy. And that looks very tasty! :)

I'll sign for that!

I love the taste of creamy cock! Num! Num!

Because of you, my thoughts are naughty!

That's an E ticket ride!

It's not just you who's hard right now! ;)

I love the thickness and foreskin. Looks like a very solid cock. I'd just like to see it not shaved and see you with pubic hair.

Ignore those haters! You've got a beautiful penis.

As a male whose penis has been slaughtered by down votes, this really his home! I really wish people would reserve the down vote for truly offensive content or insulting comments. Down voting just because it's male anatomy is bad. It really reinforces (4) in your list above.

Then again, getting rid of the down vote could be misconstrued and cause confusion. Look at what happened when YouTube disabled the dislike count. People would go crazy and question the integrity and transparency of the community. We could end up curing our twisted ankle by cutting off our leg.

TL; DR: Love the up vote, hate the up voter.

I was hiking with my partner and we weren't into the hike but into one another. So we hiked a little bit off the trail and got it on. The situation had me so turned on that when I came I roared like a wild animal. I wonder what sort of animal the other hikers nearby thought they were hearing. ;)

As for me? Let's say that even Duolingo knows and makes fun of me!

What kink? Did you forget to attach an image?