[-] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Take vitamin b complex and drink something with electrolytes. (It's what plants crave) (Kidding about the Idiocracy joke, do it). Source: recovering alcoholic

[-] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago

"Nothing" The answer is nothing

[-] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 44 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They do the same thing building architects do. They draw pretty pictures of the end product that may of may not be structurally sound, then rely on engineers to build it and make sure it doesn't collapse.

[-] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Literally has been used as an intensifier for over 200 years. The Oxford English Dictionary includes a definition of literally meaning "figuratively". Jane Austen, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Henry David Thoreau, James Fenimore Cooper, James Joyce, Charles Dickens, and Mark Twain all used it that way in their writing.

So until you write something as well respected and enduring as Sanditon, The Great Gatsby, Tom Sawyer, or Ulysses and collect your mother fucking Nobel prize in literature, please choke on a literal dick you confidently incorrect fuckwit.

[-] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago

It's fucking Texas. Don't get your hopes up

[-] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 39 points 8 months ago

In the US it usually three times more expensive to put someone to death than to incarcerate them for life

[-] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago

It wasn't free. You paid for it

[-] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 248 points 9 months ago

Great! Now do Apple

[-] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago

I highly recommend the book "We Have No Idea" by Jorge Cham and Daniel Whitesom. Great explanations of what we know about the universe (with hilarious comic illustrations) and a profound message of just how much we don't know.

[-] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago

Require officers to carry liability insurance like doctors

[-] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 80 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No one deserves to get shanked. Someone should just kneel on his neck until he shows some remorse

[-] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago

OMG, the signatures at the end. Lol!

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