ARUUUUUU BROTHER

i mean, those robots are like $50k a piece minimum right? and they're not particularly fast. it wouldn't make sense to use them as drug mules

the idea that population size is the driving force of ecological collapse is ecofascist. the world is being burned by a few hundred people, not the majority of the population.

the title says it all

my good answer is the wikipedia page for human

by evil answer is the wikipedia page for the dark forest hypothesis

linux usage hits one tuxillion % truly the millenia of the linux desktop

the pngtuber while describing the most horrid crime imaginable:

we should convince them that mercury is the secret to immortality again

shapeshifting

depending on how realistic you want to keep it the benefits go from "pretty nice" to "god amongst men" level:

• backpain? just fix your back
• toothache? grow new teeth
• don't feel like going to the hairdresser? shift into a different hairstyle
• gender problems? forget HRT you can make hormones science doesn't even know about
• aging is no more (if you want)
• donate all the blood you want! hell you can donate your heart if you find a doctor that doesn't ask questions
• mental fog getting you down? just fuckin change your brain. "is it still me after?" don't know don't care now go revolutionize physics Einstein
• grow a tail

the possibilities are endless

i like breezy weather as a weather app
binary eye for scanning qr codes
aegis authenticator to replace google authenticator
adaway to block ads on certain apps, not perfect but better than nothing