Service guarantees citizenship! Would you like to know more?

Ha ha. Yes of course. Corrected.

Windows is like the corner prostitute: pay some money, usually get what you want although not the best, occasionally get some horrible disease

Linux is like the sweet SO: has its quirks but you love them for it. let's you grow in your skills but that can be challenging at times. Surprises you in good and bad ways.

Edit: for grammar

Hey hey momma said the way you move, gonna make you shake, gonna make you groove.

Same junk, different year. Remember Carter vs. Reagan and the delay of release of the Iranian hostages to discredit Carter? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Rhode Island Red or a hybrid thereof (e.g. Golden Comet).

Great egg layers (the hens of course, not the roo pictured) and very mild mannered.

"But if there was a third option with any chances of winning, things would look different anyway."

Aye, there's the rub.

Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day.

Set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

I bought my Tesla 4 years ago before EM went full douche mode. I actually quite like the car but would not buy one these days on account of him.

You haven't installed Linux until you've done it in the original Klingon.

OMG I feel old.

Also regret the money I spent buying Sun stock in the late 90s.

GOP: we've investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong.

Nothing if not predictable.