The castle down the road from me is pretty old. It's from 79CE:

The Roman fort in Castlefield, Manchester, England, was founded around 79 AD. The fort was originally named Mamucium, but is also known as Mancunium.

That's me! I love my little nephews but the siblings are so toxic. All they do is tear people down and I stopped caring around the time my brother made a pass at my girlfriend and my sister started cheating on her husband.

I don't need people like that in my life.

So if you bless a same-sex couple you just have to say 'no heresy' afterwards???

I really need to add this.

A friend of mine genuinely believes that it's based on a true story.

I bet about 15% of teens also wildly exaggerate.

Back to the Future. All three of them, they're so good!

I fucking hate the glazers. Every last one of those parasitic cunts.

He's a stupid cunt with too much money. There wasn't a plan.

He's a fucking baggy minge that cunt.

Are we pronouncing Xitter like 'shitter'?

Makes sense to.