I mean, I knew money is dirty, but damn.

Get yer fresh oafs right here! Gottem fresh! Pre-sliced & prêt-à-mànger! Gettim while they're hot!

If memory serves, the French invented a huge apparatus for that, inspired by a bread slicer.

Yes, but even sadomasochism has its limits.

I would've believed you, maybe a decade ago...

Yeah, and they're all named Ellen DeGeneres. Also, they're just one person.

Spoiler: that "something" is walk away with a cool billion and bin the whole thing.

Oh? What gave it away? The unassailable fact that this "project" has sucked up millions upon millions of dollars and dragged on for years with fuck all to show for it, and now they've added violations of labor laws to their pre-event ramp up where they'll, yet again, show "teasers" for a somehow still unfinished game with no release date, et al?

Maybe something in there was a clue that this is a sham, and always has been? 🤷🏼‍♂️

So... 100% on-brand for GW, then? Hunh. 🤷🏼‍♂️ I mean, it's not like they've been doing this shit for decade after decade after decade or anything, eh?

Fuck GW.

This is the same timeline that fails (refuses?) to recognize the dystopian overlap of 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Idiocracy, Margaret Atwood, ... and its own blithely un-ironic trajectory, right?

Looks like just another day, stomping through Tau outposts. Lather, rinse, repeat after me, brothers: we are the Greater Good! Hooah.

"Who puts a safety on a chainsword?!"