I find it very amusing that you compared them to an entire clown and not some fractional amount of clown

I always learnt it as Xtract Zee File and to make a tar ball, you want to Compress Zee File

You sure the heading shouldn't read

Loonie leads House GOP push to award Tump the Congressional Gold Medal

Cause that feels more appropriate

The bear cause he died of starvation, duuuh

Yea, Bernie just kicked off an investigation against Novo Nordisk regarding price inflations on medication (over $1000) when it costs ~$300 in Canada and Europe (I'm fudging the figures cause I cant remember). The man's only got so much time in the day

Classic

I wonder if the guy who lived as a goat for a few days has goat dreams...

https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/the-man-who-lived-like-a-goat

That's a great point. I was being kind of reductive.

Perhaps religion's most zealous followers tend to be people who have trouble contextualising information? That would certainly help explain why the "I got mine proceeds to pull up ladder " attitude is so prevalent there...
Anyway, I don't want to come across like I'm arguing with you.

Police officer in florida discharged his entire magazine into thin air after an acorn fell on the roof of his vehicle

I appreciate the actual explanation. I was genuinely asking, although I thought the commenter's reply was much funnier.

What a world we live in.

Random thought; a twitter nazi decoder ring could be a really funny novelty item

Is CRT in the room with us right now??

I hear water is wet, too!