Can none of you spell Golfaria?

This is the most important news item of all time.

Wife repeated a line from the Butthole Surfer's song Pepper when she reads the news :D

Oh no, a leopard ate my face!

Whelp, we all lose eventually

I totally forgot about hegetsus until now.

We were having a good day.

We were ALL having a good day.

How about a meeting an hour after our daily standup and it's the CTO and CIO saying "ok is everyone on the call?"

I was telling myself "oh crap, the company is gonna shut down"

5 minutes later "So as of this very moment, everyone stop working. The company is officially closed as of this meeting."

We were a start up essentially. Made it almost 9 years with ups and downs. This all happened at the end of July. At least got 3 month severance and insurance covered. I do start a new job Tuesday.

I use windows 11 pro, and I don't see any of these ads anywhere ever. Is that something the home versions only do? Did I turn off some setting proactively at setup that prevents the ads?

I love Mole, Shield and Road

I believe it is cumulative.

50k first day

PLUS 100k next day (running total 150k)

PLUS 200k next day (running total 350k)

Blue, because I'll might come to this again and take the red door on the second time around.

Except for the original deskjet they had back in the early 90s, I haven't touched HP, on purpose anyways, since then. I hate their printers, their computers, and their software. Nothing about their stuff works properly and has been garbage for me.