Ok. I guees you live somewhere, where there it is cool at night. Waterproof sheets would mean waking up in a pool in the morning here. :))

Fancy bedframes are overrated, but having a mattress on the floor is not great. It needs to breathe from the bottom. You can get or build a very cheap and functional frame, but i would advise against having your bed on the floor for a long time.

Quoting a guy, who is resposible for the shitshow, that is current finacal system. Fucking perfect.

But the asbestos insulation will take care of it easily.

You need the sim alive to recieve set up and confirmation sms. At least for whatsapp.

Had a similar problem with by bike buddies. Even tried to bribe them with beers. It ended up with me using my laptops simcard number to register whatsapp and I only use it eith this group. Everybody allways wonders, why they cannot use that number to call me. :)

If the stick went through at 35 mph it did't have time to get bloody. Also the sole would have worked as a wiper seal.

Adult people drown them in martinis. So, Jar a week souds about right. :)