Florida woman doused herself in Mountain Dew to erase DNA after killing roommate in Daytona Beach: police by sarcasticsunrise in c/news@lemmy.world
[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Kim Deal nooooo

McConnell on Ukraine proxy war: "We haven’t lost a single American in this war. Most of the money that we spend, is spent on replenishing weapons, so it’s actually employing people here."[paraphrased] by sarcasticsunrise in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml
[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 year ago

Whilst not suffering a series of mini-strokes on national television, Mitch is as always razor sharp and the epitome of giving zero fucks about any human lives/hides other than his own. May the Sweet Lord Above see fit to drown this nearly calcified ghoul in a bed of his own shit, like real soon. Tomorrow morning would be cool

Dianne Feinstein went to the hospital after a 'minor fall' at home, spokesperson says by sarcasticsunrise in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Yep this is it. She's done. Bake her away, toys

it's a terrible day for rain by sarcasticsunrise in c/animemes@lemmy.ml
[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Future Puddle-han nooo 😭

What song always makes you turn up the volume whenever it comes on? by sarcasticsunrise in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Currently: "Say What You Mean" by No Pressure

What is the weirdest thing/incident you've witnessed? by sarcasticsunrise in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I mean, that's just something that happens in every major metropolitan city worldwide, no doubt. Comes with the territory. I love my city, but man.. you see some shit (literally)

What is the weirdest thing/incident you've witnessed? by sarcasticsunrise in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Yo I live in Chicago too!

Curb Your Enthusiasm and Crusader Kings III. Sounds good tbh, I'd watch that by sarcasticsunrise in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

"Hannibal" x "TMNT Shredder's Revenge* Mads Mikkelson's Hannibal has some killer (literally) hand to hand, but he doesn't want any of the smoke from my turtle bros

life flashes before your eyes by sarcasticsunrise in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The amount of money I wasted using printer ink for "educational jpgs" when I had the house to myself.. I'm so sorry, my parents (90's dinosaur)

It’s my pup’s third birthday today! He got his first pup cup (whipped cream and a treat) by sarcasticsunrise in c/aww@lemmy.ml
[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

OMG Mr Adorable! Enjoy your Birthday little Prince 💖

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