When inside thoughts become outside words

The initial Android Jellybean version of the blobmojis are the only emojis that have ever been good, before or since

The old image picker was so much better that there's no legitimate comparison, because the old one allowed you to use your gallery app, which is my case is Simple Gallery Pro from F-Droid because it's the best one there is. I just went from being able to search my microSD card by filename to having some kind of web 3.0 abomination that just shows every picture on local storage in a feed, and an album pane with a whopping 3 albums from local storage. Massive, massive step back. Potentially a deal breaker.

The image picker now uses the fancy new Photo Picker

The fancy new photo picker is a significant downgrade. It can't search file names, it doesn't work with microSD cards, and it's painfully slow. Can we get an option to select images with an external gallery app?

Loading screen art for GTA Ohio

We're talking about actual web browsers here, not spyware that uses your device to run a botnet

Joe Kelly gets suspended for 8 games every time this is posted

He doesn't give a fuck about meter, either. Now that's commitment.

No, you can't. Don't bother locking the doors tonight, I'm coming in anyway.

People who make decisions like this don't know what a sitemap is. They probably think CNET is an app.

You can also just dissolve a shitload of styrofoam plates and cups in a 1:1 mixture of rubbing alcohol and gasoline, if you don't live near a gas station with a kerosene pump. You can start very wet wood that way, but I wouldn't use it to cook.

Crack = freebasing cocaine = base.
Bay Area rapper Lil B used to be insulted by people who called him "based", essentially meaning crackhead. He reappropriated it to mean outspokenly being yourself while actively disregarding what anybody else thinks, and started also going by Based God. That's it.