Bootleggers trying to go fast is what gave birth to NASCAR.

Someone should start building vaults. Stock up on bottlecaps and Rad-X.

Fiction is getting way too realistic for reality.

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

I'm SE Asian, early 30s, and I was taught to drive using a manual transmission van with a column shift. 3rd gear would just randomly disappear too.

I miss driving manuals, but my knees thank me every day whenever there's traffic.

Or for doing a Dr. Evil "laser".