"Perfect phone call."

When I was a high school junior I wasn't old enough to go to one.

Exactly. This is a 60s thing, not a 70s thing.

They must have skipped yellow-pea/green-pea day in high school Biology.

I am in my 60s now. I figure this will start to kick in any day now.

Not since about 25 years ago. It was spun off from PepsiCo in 1997. And in fact it was not called Yum until sometime later than that -- it was never Yum under PepsiCo.

Edit to add: I still don't go there, of course.

That's an analogy that might appeal to the LE types.

That's a separate issue from pay scales. Quality of the courseware should be enforced by the institution regardless of pay rates.

But I am also curious, which campus is this?

I, for one, had not known that (tho' I am not Jewish). Thx.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_of_German_National_Jews

If your employer is a great corporation then they will not mind paying a fair portion of their profits toward taxes.

Google for "Intuit lobbying."

It's not literally bribery; it's corporate America at work. Effectively bribery, IMHO.

... and chips (Frito-Lay).