Sorry, i don't do youtube anymore.

For if you eat only smoothies, you'll have extra fruity farts and then become a fruit

Yesn't

When you search google for answers and the search results end up being forum replies of someone saying "just google it bro"

Edit: sarcasm, not actual search result... yet

Ah sea. clever in it's sense of multi-language cryptid formation. I was seeing if anyone would noticed the sort of humor i was conveying that makes light mockery of a subset of people who place too much importance in other people's grammar and spelling. Its meant to convey that the most important aspect of the language is that as long as there is mutual understanding in their meaning, the spelling and grammar is nothing to make a big deal about. Language in itself doesn't abide to an absolute rule. We just need to understand its meaning. Whether it's "your" or "you're" won't matter too much for example.

I cna eevn mssipell msot teh wrods on prupsoe and the maennig wood sitll be udnrestood jsut fnie.

Sorry to to hear about your erectile dysfuction, would've said that must've been hard, but...

I would hypothesize that people would start with strong psychic abilities in early stages of their life, but the longer we live the more these abilities dull or become loss all together. Not because of old age, but because the accumulated disruptions to our minds with passage of time (radio waves, internet, brainwash media, indoctrinations, etc). We are constantly bombarded with psychic disruptions passing through as well as being reprogrammed to lose our abilities through brainwashing and indoctrination. We are made to conform to arbitrary societal constructs that work against us without realizing it.