Anyone have a guess as to what the bottom left picture might be? Just looks like some weird stairs.

Yes, it crashed Voyager for me almost instantly.

I totally didn’t see this somewhere and start writing it on the walls in middle school:

Those who write on shithouse walls

Roll their turds into little balls

Those who read these words of wit

Eat those little balls of shit

Don’t rawdog a rando

Wearing a rubber every time unless you’re in a committed relationship greatly reduces your chances of an STD or an unwanted pregnancy.

Like a lot of others I left when spez decided to fuck everyone using the API and kneecapped Apollo.

“You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”

“Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”

Taylor Swift. She’s cute I guess but her music is the audio equivalent of a lukewarm stale glass of milk.

Apparently he likes them young. Younger than Leo Dicaprio does but older than what Jared from Subway prefers.

Parents: “son its ok if you’re gay, we know its hard being different in a small town like this but youre still our child and we will always love you no matter what”

Me: “mom, dad, i’m not gay.”

Mom: “really? you sure about that?”

Dad: “you’ve literally never had a girlfriend and would be the only straight guy in town who hasnt. hell even most of the gay kids have had a beard at some point.”

Me: “i’m not gay… i’m just horribly depressed and have zero self esteem.”

Mom: “shit. whoops. i suppose we better find you a therapist then.”

Me: crawls into a hole and dies of embarrassment

I’m about to be seated for five hours straight with no possibility of standing or moving around. I’m standing while I still have the opportunity.

Delete old.reddit

All the longer term users who keep the ecosystem functional will leave in frustration. That is, the ones who didn’t leave already over spez deciding to kneecap third party clients.

Once those users are gone, the death spiral starts.

Spez isn’t on here