'The Onion' stands with Israel because it seems like you get in less trouble for that

The CSA precedes the Nazis. In fact, Nazi race laws were partially based on slavery laws from the southern US.

Cake was never an option.

You can make cattle feed out of it though.

But wouldn't penalties / sanctions only work on countries that rely on the dollar?

• Reduced expenditure on constructing and maintaining parking lots. Include the costs of security / cameras.

• Company has better control over when employees come and go.

• Employees can start working while on the bus (reading mails, catching up with co-workers, etc.).

• PR department can highlight this as a new green policy. They might even be able to convince the local government to bear a part of the costs, or give some other monetary reward.

Now excuse me while I go wash my hands.