More like capitalism is hitting hard

Why? Shouldn't they be insured for this stuff?

At $800 / month, that comes to about 30 - 60 minutes extra per weekday. It's something, but it doesn't really seem that outrageous. About the equivalent of taking a few smoke breaks on employer time. A fireable offense, sure, but criminal charges?

Because there weren't any great options at the time. Firefox has gotten better, but at that time Chrome was just super fast and lightweight in comparison to all the competitors.

Whichever shithole you're living in, I advise you to move out

While I agree with your sentiment, there's no need to yuck anybody's yum

I suppose that's because they've lost half their old customers

Well, did they get the snake or not?

How visible is that sign from the order counter? Also, visually handicapped customers would have no idea.

I heard about the discovery of plastic eating bacteria years ago, and had always wondered why they weren't just spreading in nature and eating all the microplastics. This sheds a lot of light on current events in the field!

Ah I just realised. I was assuming users would get a free upgrade at the end of the 2 years, but it might be they get it upfront at the start

That's a false dichotomy. We can make things better for both.