Urban McMansion.

Like how some people refuse to admit that Hamas is evil.

So you admit it?

It's well-known that people who post to Tumblr are bigots.

So you think RFK Jr is a good candidate?

Pure McMansion.

And that house's design is no worse than any other house's design.

Oh no, people other than the Old Money families have some money now! Horrible!

I could imagine it happening to a Robin.

They have their Canon Event, they become obsessed with avenging it, they end up under the wing of some Batman or other, the villains do the intervention, the Robin blames Batman for allowing them to fight crime so young...

and a decade or so later they put it together that Batman set the whole thing up.

It's just that houses used to have floral wallpaper just like that, but maybe people here are too young to remember.

Nobody describes it as wallpaper? Is wallpaper really so unknown?

And leaving the keys in the shot stinks like durian.