US cops get gun stuck to MRI machine in bungled cannabis raid by xav in c/news@lemmy.world
[-] xav@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago

Ha ! Good joke.

What are some double standards in society for men ? by xav in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] xav@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

Say what ?!? Is this real ?

Naked men save tourist from random assault in Castro by xav in c/news@lemmy.world
[-] xav@programming.dev 13 points 2 months ago

IKR ! All this naked violence...

A bit of a weird question: Can modern medicine be a threat to humanity long-term by greatly reducing effects of natural selection? by xav in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] xav@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

You should watch the movie Idiocraty.

Apple to Reduce Motion Sickness With Vehicle Motion Cues on iPhone by xav in c/apple_enthusiast@lemmy.world
[-] xav@programming.dev 8 points 4 months ago

Cool ! People will be able to comfortably use their phone while driving now.

and you will be happy by xav in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] xav@programming.dev 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm just there for a cheap joke. Hope it didn't hurt ! (BTW I have already been given the boot by HR. Can't correctly express my feeling about them.)

and you will be happy by xav in c/memes@lemmy.ml
Shiiieeettt.... by xav in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[-] xav@programming.dev 32 points 7 months ago

Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was "done". Including the poor schmuck who authored this.

I hate my mind by xav in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] xav@programming.dev 33 points 7 months ago

Ok help me there. What am I looking at ?

Here as well by xav in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] xav@programming.dev 100 points 9 months ago

The reality is probably that kernel developers don't get any younger nowadays. And believe me, when you get older, have children and less free time, your waistline suffers a bit. Or even a bit more than a bit.

GoOn by xav in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[-] xav@programming.dev 13 points 10 months ago

I'll start.

0.0.0.1: Sophie

Your turn.

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[-] xav@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

That thing is rock solid, it's nearly magical.

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