Coops already exist. Basically they’re already set up so that when people move in, they own part of it, and when they move out, they don’t. The technical legal details of it varies from your country, region, municipality, etc, but from my basic understanding, when you sign your contract, it includes saying “you own this building with us until you move out. We might ask you to move out if you poop in the communal garden.”

Edit: re-reading your post, I realize I’m not sure if you mean the entire building or a single unit, but either way you can have similar arrangements.

Things do get looser as you get older

Microsoft again?

Fool me once

He’s probably locked up in a vampire basement somewhere

Oh god could you imagine how horrible it would be if a transwoman broke into your house

They’d just eat all my snacks and download F:NV

He suffers from Kamala derangement syndrome

There was a lot of talk about how it looks like Donald Trump wears adult diapers, due to some “strange bulging” in pants. It was repudiated that some of his entourage (both as a reality TV star and as a president in the white house) also said that he smelled terrible.

All hearsay and conjecture. But also I personally don’t care enough for a full gas chromatographic analysis of his stink lines for confirmation.

Just a quick safety PSA, bibles are only good for protecting against Judeo-Christian demons. I always recommend keeping an oonusa for yokai, a copy of Bhagavata Purana for preths, etc

It trickled down over the years

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

Can I just put them in my mouth but not eat them if I want to scare children by opening my mouth so that they make that noise so children will think that the noise is coming out of my mouth and then fly out at them for the coup de grace?

Also, for anyone over 35, our ability to understand “last decade” means the last 10 years, decreases over time. I read this question and still thought about songs that came out 2009.